Football thoughts for today

Dear Jonathan Crompton:

We all know you are a terrible excuse for a QB. Today is a very important game.

Please don't play as awfully as you did last week against UCLA;

on that note, don't play as badly as you did all season last year.

I would like to see the upset of the year today, so for once, let's try and play

like a NCAA QB should play.

That's all.

I appreciate your prompt attention to this matter.

Thanks,

Katie